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NEVER TOO YOUNG TO DIE
Part of our SUMMER CAMP series! It’s Stamos vs. Simmons in Never Too Young to Die, the most gloriously absurd ’80s action movie ever made. Gene Simmons plays Velvet Von Ragnar, a genderbent terrorist with a nightclub act and a plan to poison the water supply, and only teenage gymnast Lance Stargrove (John Stamos) can stop him—helped by the fierce Danja Deering (Vanity). Expect punk gangs, homoerotic tension, songs that narrate the action, and Simmons chewing scenery like he’s auditioning for Rocky Horror. It’s wild, weird, and way too fun.
The vitals:
7:00 ~ Doors
7:30 ~ NEVER TOO YOUNG TO DIE
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Tickets: https://go.evvnt.com/3190763-0
Website: https://go.evvnt.com/3190763-2
