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APRIL FOOLS SUMMER OPENING GALA! featuring THE MIND NOODLER!
Did you know that APRIL 1st is the ACTUAL first day of Summer? It is. Why would we lie to you? To celebrate this we are having a little party on a MONDAY! (Incedentally, back in the 1970s, Monday was the official end of the weekend, not Sunday like it is now. It was like this until Nixon decided people were having too much fun and made it a work day by executive order. That's why he was removed from office.)
So we are having some fun at a reasonable hour for people to have some gelato, see some amazing performances and win some prizes!
Come see:
THE MIND NOODLER: MATT DONNELLY! (Penn & Teller Fool Us, Foolers Tour, Ice Cream Social, Penn's Sunday School, Titanic, Goodfellas, creator of The SImpsons and inventor of Lucky Charms cereal) Magic, menatlism, and mesmirism. See him in an epic rap battle with...
ERIK BARTLETT! (Recipient of the first fully bionic leg, Cy Twombly expert, first person to ever try a McRib) Juggler and Sideshow Performer extrordinair. See him butcher the names of everyone in...
'CHILLY' Jilly's SPECTACULAR SIDESHOW! (An astonishing group sewn together from peices of murdered drifeters, Cutco representatives and shaved babboons) Our resident sideshow with our year round fool, The Goldenboy of the American Sideshow SANJULA VAMANA, sword swallower and Alfed E Newman super-fan, CASSIDY ROSE, and native born Milwaukeeian named Gus who, after a severe head injury, believes himself to be a female magician from Italy and developed an outrageous fake accent to prove it, ANDREA!
An event like this usually costs upwards of $10,000 to attend. Get your ticket now for only $5!
Event Links
Tickets: https://go.evvnt.com/2326547-0
